Hey Em, Vogue calling, you wanna come in and shoot some pretty frocks? Hair, makeup, it'll be gorgeous. Fabulous lighting, all very Victorian. It'll all be about you. You and the frocks. The frocks. You. Fabulous.
While we have you, we might pop you in a field of bluebells for Teen Vogue. You're ok with this yes? No hayfever? No worries love, you'll look gorgeous. We'll go royal. Royal in a field. Gorgeous.