107 ways to say 'I love you'...

Brought to us by Women's Day, August 1968, special Love Issue.

I won't lie. There are some brilliant ideas here.

• Get him a goldfish and name it after him.
• Stop reading this page and stare at him, hard.
• Say "Good morning" first.
• Write him a letter and tell him you wish some of your joint love could be put in a tiny time capsule so people would know about it years from now.
• Put your chair next to his favourite reading chair (even if it does mess up the furniture arrangement).
• Get him a long shoehorn and some new shoe laces.
• Put two "I love you" notes in his socks.
• Think of a country outing to go on together. And dot on freckles if you're not lucky enough to have your own.
• Call his mother again.
• Keep his cologne in the fridge. He'll love the fresh electric shock of pre-chilled cologne.
• Hum "Silent Night" while he dozes of to sleep.
• Put a fresh carnation in his lapel.
• Pat him on the head for his business efforts. Let him know you know it's tough.
• Greet him at the door wearing a false moustache. He'll think you're a nut but probably kiss you anyway.
• Visit your local lingerie lair and fetch something fetching.
• Buy him an interesting tie.
• Wrap a flower chain around the banister heading upstairs.
• Learn how to make fried bananas without destroying them. It takes a lot of light handed practice.
• Call him "Sweet Pea".
• Get a set of matching shower caps.
• Buy him new underwear. Let him know you care about his comfort 24 hours a day.
• Pat him on the head some more.
• Tickle his toes.
• Find out how to say "I love you" in Chinese and make him a chop suey dinner.
• Call him "Adonis" at the breakfast table.

And OH how I wish I had time to write some more...