Tuesday, December 22, 2009

On the 3rd Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me...

Some serious pampering. Anything. I have a theory. Get ready for it, because it's pretty much genius. I believe the world would be a happier place if we had regular massages. Therefore, the government should provide free massages. Its the only logical way to solve this problem. I know. You're blown away by my intelligence. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I'll be the next Prime Minister. ..ess? I've never had a facial before, received a voucher the other day and am SO EXCITED you'd think I'd have won the lottery. Problem is, I feel like I need to give myself a facial first, so my skin isn't to yukky when I get there. 'I'm sorry ma'am. There's nothing we can do for you'...

And in the spirit of Christmas...3 of them.

Merry Christmas! xx


  1. um, i hate to brag (not really) but we get free neck massages as work on tuesdays. :)

  2. oh my goodness. the jealousy is overwhelming. and where do you work? and do they have a position open? and when can I start? Tuesday?


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