no, no! this is exactly how it happened! he left on a train, looking suspiciously like P Diddy, and I was left weeping in a cloud of train smoke and expensive heels looking strangely like Natalia Vodianova, as he pulled out of...the, er, train station. in Glasgow. yes indeedy.
So, is this actually how you said goodbye? I thought you were on a plane?! xx
ReplyDeleteno, no! this is exactly how it happened! he left on a train, looking suspiciously like P Diddy, and I was left weeping in a cloud of train smoke and expensive heels looking strangely like Natalia Vodianova, as he pulled out of...the, er, train station. in Glasgow. yes indeedy.
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